Satire, not a shopComplimentary shipping to any pondReturns accepted in tadpole form only

The atelier

Made by hand.
Webbed, mostly.

Every GRiBDRiP piece starts as a photograph of a frog, becomes a chart, and ends as several kilometres of yarn around Micky. This is where the kilometres happen.

Materials.

  1. Close-up of the hand-knit sombrero GRIBBIT: thick navy, yellow and purple stitches.
    Look 01 · Sombrero Supremacy Knit

    01 · Intarsia

    Pixel-perfect, one stitch per pixel.

    A GRIBBIT is 24 pixels wide. Our intarsia is 24 stitches wide, then 48, then 480, until the hoodie needs a postcode. Each colour is a separate bobbin; the sombrero alone uses eleven and a short prayer.

  2. Close-up of cream quilt channels on the Cavalcade Hem Coat.
    Look 08 · Cavalcade Hem Coat

    02 · Quilting

    Channels you could canoe down.

    Cream wool, down, and quilt lines sewn by a frog with a steady hand and no sense of scale. The hem frieze is knitted separately and attached while spinning, which is why it only fits one way.

  3. Close-up of layered raw denim with brass buckles on the Denim Exoskeleton.
    Look 05 · Denim Exoskeleton

    03 · Denim engineering

    Seven layers. Bridge-rated.

    Raw selvedge, stacked and strapped like a suspension bridge. The pockets are structural: remove one and the trouser leg becomes a legal matter.

  4. Close-up of navy velvet and a knitted sailor GRIBBIT in the Admiral Lapel.
    Look 07 · Admiral Lapel

    04 · Velvet, shearling, hide

    Soft on the outside. Frog on the inside.

    Midnight velvet for lapels that salute, shearling for jackets that have seen things, hide with GRIBBITS embossed so deep they count as a tattoo.

· Intarsia seam landscape
Intarsia, at seam levelThe Pirate and the Sombrero meet at a seam. Where two colours touch, a frog has made a decision.

The GRIBBITS.

Genuine characters from the collection, named here by what they wear, because that is how the atelier files them.

· Pixel jewellery editorial
JewelleryPixels, set in metal.A BEEPLE pendant and a pirate earring, enamelled from the same characters as the knits, at a size herons can read.

Size guide

GRiBDRiP sizes
SizeWho it fitsChest
TadpoleFresh out of the pond2 lily pads
FrogletEarly adopters4 lily pads
FrogMost of the community6 lily pads
BullfrogWhales, emotionally9 lily pads
PondThe whole community at onceAll of it

Every piece is cut for Micky and then not altered, so every piece is size Frog. The guide exists so you can feel seen.

Care

Dry clean only. Never machine-wash a GRIBBIT; it remembers. Keep away from herons, open flames and anyone who says “it’s just pixels”. Trains may be rolled, sails deflated, lapels lowered with a formal request in writing.

Shipping & returns

Ships by Heron Express in three to five business decades, or by one dedicated frog on foot. Returns are accepted in tadpole form only, with the original lily pad. Exchanges for a different look are called “buying another look”.

Payment

We accept mortgages, ponds, lily pads and vibes. We never ask for cards, wallets, addresses or e-mail, because nothing here is for sale. The checkout is a joke with excellent typography.

Your bag

Imaginary checkout

Almost yours, spiritually.

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No card, wallet, address or e-mail is requested here, and none ever will be.

Imaginary purchase, real bragging rights

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