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Micky lounging on a white plinth in a cream damask jacquard robe and trousers with GRIBBITS woven into the pattern.

Look 15 · Knitwear

Toile-in-the-Weave Lounge Set

Priced per nap.

Damask jacquard robe and trousers where the GRIBBITS hide in the pattern like a museum audio guide that ribbits.

    €250,000 per nap

    • Mortgages1.79 mortgages
    • Liquid ponds0.19 very liquid ponds
    • Lily pads595 lily pads
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    One of one · size Frog · ships never · nothing is charged

    The GRIBBITS in this look

    • Hidden in the damask: the Viking, the Swirl and whoever else fits

    Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

    Provenance

    Collection
    Selected refinements
    Photograph
    Portrait studio pass
    Gallery ID
    a80399b0b362b8f9dba12aa7
    Model
    Micky, unaltered, unbothered
    Edition
    1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

    Care

    Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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