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Close portrait of Micky in a cream puffer jacket with a brown tapestry lapel knitted with a GRIBBIT in a top hat and glasses.

Look 21 · Outerwear

Top Hat Lapel Puffer

Top hat tax included.

Cream puffer with a folded tapestry lapel and a top-hatted GRIBBIT in tinted glasses. Very old money, very new pond.

    €500,000 top hat tax included

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    One of one · size Frog · ships never · nothing is charged

    The GRIBBITS in this look

    • The Top Hat, tinted glasses, folded into the lapel

    Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

    Provenance

    Collection
    Selected refinements
    Photograph
    Portrait studio pass
    Gallery ID
    4f135a680b0196cb60421f10
    Model
    Micky, unaltered, unbothered
    Edition
    1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

    Care

    Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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