Look 01 · The collection
Sombrero Supremacy Knit
A hoodie with its own postcode.
Hand-intarsia’d at a scale normally reserved for weather systems. The sombrero is load-bearing; the lettering is non-negotiable.
- Merino, roughly 4.2 km of it
- Sombrero: structural
- Fits one frog or three regrets
€420,069 or exactly three mortgages
- Mortgages3 mortgages
- Liquid ponds0.32 very liquid ponds
- Lily pads1,000 lily pads
One of one · size Frog · ships never · nothing is charged
The GRIBBITS in this look
- The Sombrero, purple, monumental
- BEEPLE lettering, load-bearing
Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.
Provenance
- Collection
- Creative placement
- Photograph
- Portrait studio pass
- Gallery ID
5d68b8155e7e36d01b595c54- Model
- Micky, unaltered, unbothered
- Edition
- 1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits
Care
Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.
Lily-pad reviews.
★★★★★
“Fair launch, fair hem, fairly impossible to remove.”
— a community member
★☆☆☆☆
“Could not eat it.”
— a heron, unverified
All reviews are fictional and were written by the house, which is also fictional.
