Look 04 · The collection
Hostile Origami Overcoat
Folded 33 times. Never lost an argument.
Quilted origami with a strict no-hugging policy, plus a matching bag in case you need to carry a second, smaller opinion.
- Quilted twill, folded with intent
- Spikes: mostly decorative
- Doorways sold separately
€1,000,003 + deposit on the doorframe
- Mortgages7.14 mortgages
- Liquid ponds0.76 very liquid ponds
- Lily pads2,381 lily pads
One of one · size Frog · ships never · nothing is charged
The GRIBBITS in this look
- A full collage on every fold: the Cone, the King, the Sailor 33, the Swirl
- The Swirl, as a bag
Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.
Provenance
- Collection
- Selected refinements
- Photograph
- Portrait studio pass
- Gallery ID
80fa256727ab622311573a4a- Model
- Micky, unaltered, unbothered
- Edition
- 1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits
Care
Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.
Lily-pad reviews.
★★★★★
“Fair launch, fair hem, fairly impossible to remove.”
— a community member
★☆☆☆☆
“Could not eat it.”
— a heron, unverified
All reviews are fictional and were written by the house, which is also fictional.
