Look 03 · The collection New
Orbital Funnel Coat
The collar has its own climate.
Cream double-face wool wound into a funnel so tall it has weather. The GRIBBIT living in the lapel is shy. Please knock.
- Double-face wool
- Funnel altitude: ambitious
- Lapel occupants: one
€777,777.77 lucky, not cheap
- Mortgages5.55 mortgages
- Liquid ponds0.59 very liquid ponds
- Lily pads1,852 lily pads
One of one · size Frog · ships never · nothing is charged
The GRIBBITS in this look
- The Grey Hat, purple glasses, lapel resident
Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.
Provenance
- Collection
- Extreme statements
- Photograph
- Portrait studio pass
- Gallery ID
e9938b0779fe751050c11960- Model
- Micky, unaltered, unbothered
- Edition
- 1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits
Care
Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.
Lily-pad reviews.
★★★★★
“Arrived never, beautifully.”
— a patient frog
★★★★★
“Knitted by frogs, priced by lawyers, worn by me.”
— Micky, allegedly
All reviews are fictional and were written by the house, which is also fictional.


