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Close portrait of Micky in a cream wool coat with a towering funnel hood; a grey pixel GRIBBIT with purple glasses is knitted into the charcoal lapel.

Look 03 · The collection New

Orbital Funnel Coat

The collar has its own climate.

Cream double-face wool wound into a funnel so tall it has weather. The GRIBBIT living in the lapel is shy. Please knock.

  • Double-face wool
  • Funnel altitude: ambitious
  • Lapel occupants: one

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The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Grey Hat, purple glasses, lapel resident

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Extreme statements
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
e9938b0779fe751050c11960
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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