Look 06 · The collection
Opera Puffer, Extended Remix
A four-metre entrance, then a four-metre exit.
Black quilted opera coat with a train lined in pixel camouflage, so the paparazzi can’t see the lining. The bag carries one grievance.
- Train: four metres, not self-propelled
- Pixel-camouflage lining
- Matching grievance bag
€1,312,000 or one very liquid pond
- Mortgages9.37 mortgages
- Liquid ponds1 very liquid pond
- Lily pads3,124 lily pads
One of one · size Frog · ships never · nothing is charged
The GRIBBITS in this look
- The Goggles, knitted into the train lining
- The Shades, as a pixel-camouflage bag
Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.
Provenance
- Collection
- Extreme statements
- Photograph
- Portrait studio pass
- Gallery ID
f9e8c8ebe4e1cd2c4595ee08- Model
- Micky, unaltered, unbothered
- Edition
- 1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits
Care
Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.
Lily-pad reviews.
★★★★★
“My tadpoles use the train as a slide.”
— a parent of 4,000
★★☆☆☆
“Salutes back. Did not stop saluting.”
— an admiral
All reviews are fictional and were written by the house, which is also fictional.
