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Micky spinning in a pleated ochre, cream and charcoal knit cape that fans out behind him, with a blue-haired pixel GRIBBIT on the cape and a pink-haired 33 GRIBBIT bag.

Look 28 · Extreme Motion drop

Accordion Cape, Full Bellows

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A pleated knit cape in ochre, cream and charcoal that fans out like a bellows, with a blue-haired GRIBBIT across the back panel and a pink-haired 33 bag along for the ride.

  • Pleated knit, 180 panels
  • Fans out: fully
  • Bag: 33, pink, emotional support

€1,200,000 or one pipe organ, part-exchanged

  • Mortgages8.57 mortgages
  • Liquid ponds0.91 very liquid ponds
  • Lily pads2,857 lily pads
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The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Blue Hair, purple glasses, across the cape
  • The Pink Hair 33, as a bag

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Extreme Motion drop
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
ee320dfedc91b3e874936728
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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