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Micky crouching in a dark denim harness that loops around his body, with a sailor-hat GRIBBIT on the chest, a green GRIBBIT at the waist and pixel glasses on the knee.

Look 31 · Extreme Motion drop

Denim Ribbon Harness

One continuous strip of denim. Several opinions.

A single ribbon of dark denim looped into a harness over jeans, with a sailor GRIBBIT at the chest, a green friend below and a pair of glasses knitted onto the knee.

  • Dark denim, one strip
  • Loops: many
  • Knee: watching

€720,000 cut from one bolt

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The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Sailor 33, on the chest
  • The Green One, at the waist
  • A pair of glasses, on the knee

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Extreme Motion drop
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
4a8dbd1743857989598c4ba8
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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