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Micky in a wide stance wearing stacked black and cream knit ring trousers with a green-glasses GRIBBIT on the thigh and a brown tweed blazer.

Look 29 · Extreme Motion drop

Segmented Sway Trousers

Each ring is a decision.

Stacked knit rings from hip to boot with a black-and-white GRIBBIT climbing the thigh, worn with a brown tweed blazer because someone had to be sensible.

  • Knit rings, stacked
  • Sway: considerable
  • Blazer: the sensible one

€560,000 per ring, roughly

  • Mortgages4 mortgages
  • Liquid ponds0.43 very liquid ponds
  • Lily pads1,333 lily pads
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The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Green Shades, down the leg
  • The Pirate, on the lapel

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Extreme Motion drop
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
c72e3da63363109e5a9ffff4
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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