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Close portrait of Micky pulling up a vast navy velvet sculpted lapel knitted with a sailor-hat GRIBBIT wearing a number 33 jersey.

Look 07 · The collection New

Admiral Lapel

A lapel that salutes back.

Midnight velvet with a lapel big enough to command a small fleet. Number 33, as is tradition.

  • Navy velvet
  • Rank: Admiral of the Pond
  • Tugboat not included

€333,333.33 + one (1) tugboat

  • Mortgages2.38 mortgages
  • Liquid ponds0.25 very liquid ponds
  • Lily pads794 lily pads
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One of one · size Frog · ships never · nothing is charged

The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Sailor, number 33, in the lapel

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Extreme statements
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
5fca742d4c69efa45e1cfdba
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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