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Micky striding in a floor-length black and cream diagonal-striped coat with a top-hat GRIBBIT and TIBBIR on the chest and a pizza-hat GRIBBIT holding a rose on the hem.

Look 12 · The collection

TIBBIR Runway Coat

Walks faster than you do.

Bias-cut diagonal wool with TIBBIR across the chest and a pizza-hatted GRIBBIT holding a rose on the hem. Ribbit in the heart.

  • Diagonal intarsia wool
  • Walk speed: runway
  • Rose: for you

€999,999.99 now with free walking

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The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Top Hat with TIBBIR, on the chest
  • The Pizza Hat with a rose, on the hem

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Selected refinements
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
69da86cb4be0d69b2b2d136f
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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