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Micky holding open a black quilted parka that inflates into a giant diamond sail printed with one purple GRIBBIT in a traffic-cone hat and green sunglasses.

Look 11 · The collection

Inflatable Sail Parka

Catches wind, compliments and light aircraft.

Part parka, part spinnaker, wholly one GRIBBIT in sunglasses. Inflates to the size of your ambitions.

  • Ripstop quilt, inflatable
  • GRIBBIT: one, monumental
  • Harbour fees apply

€3,300,000 or one yacht, traded in

  • Mortgages23.57 mortgages
  • Liquid ponds2.52 very liquid ponds
  • Lily pads7,857 lily pads
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One of one · size Frog · ships never · nothing is charged

The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Cone, green sunglasses, inflated to sail size

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Extreme statements
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
92082e8727159cc42639a678
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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