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Micky in grey chunky cable-knit armour with padded shoulders, a GRIBBIT face across the chest, red chevron sleeves and a knitted 33 bag.

Look 09 · The collection

Knitted Armour, Battle Ready

For frogs at war with the cold.

Chunky cable plates over a zip knit, with knee guards that look back at you. The 33 bag does not come off. We asked.

  • Cable-knit plating
  • Knee eyes: watchful
  • 33 bag: permanent

€240,033 + your gym membership

  • Mortgages1.71 mortgages
  • Liquid ponds0.18 very liquid ponds
  • Lily pads572 lily pads
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One of one · size Frog · ships never · nothing is charged

The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Purple Shades, across the chest
  • The Red Hair 33, as a bag
  • Two Watchers, on the knees

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Extreme statements
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
d8fd418d51d4b030ccc43a61
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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