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Micky mid-twirl in a long quilted cream coat whose huge circular hem carries a frieze of three knitted GRIBBITS: a crowned one, a sailor with 33, and one with swirl glasses.

Look 08 · The collection

Cavalcade Hem Coat

Three GRIBBITS ride the hem like a parade float.

Quilted cream wool with a hem frieze so wide it needs its own route permit. Spin responsibly; bystanders may be knighted.

  • Quilted cream wool
  • Hem circumference: municipal
  • Parade route not included

€690,420 hem priced per GRIBBIT

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  • Liquid ponds0.53 very liquid ponds
  • Lily pads1,644 lily pads
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The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The King, crowned
  • The Sailor, 33
  • The Swirl

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Creative placement
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
e3680c127f078edcbb98d657
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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