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Micky with one arm raised in a cream quilted bell-shaped coat with a brown-haired GRIBBIT in a gold chain, next to a matching quilted trolley case with a GRIBBIT on it.

Look 32 · Extreme Motion drop

Quilted Orbit Coat & Luggage

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Cream quilted coat in a bell shape with a chained GRIBBIT and a bear-eared friend, plus a matching trolley case, because the frog is not checking anything.

  • Quilted cream, bell cut
  • Trolley case: matching
  • Carry-on: everything

€990,000 luggage included, airline not

  • Mortgages7.07 mortgages
  • Liquid ponds0.75 very liquid ponds
  • Lily pads2,357 lily pads
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The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Brown Hair with the gold chain, on the coat
  • The Pizza Hat, on the trolley case

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Extreme Motion drop
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
a180c2ba468077792cbb8ff3
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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