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Micky turning in a black coat whose pleated fan lining is covered in sombrero GRIBBITS and BEEPLE lettering, holding two sombrero GRIBBIT bags.

Look 34 · Extreme Motion drop

Pleated Fan Coat

Turns heads. Then keeps turning.

Black coat with a pleated fan lining full of sombrero GRIBBITS and BEEPLE lettering, carried with two sombrero bags, because one is never enough.

  • Pleated lining, fan cut
  • Sombreros: dozens
  • Bags: two, both sombrero

€1,690,420 sombreros counted twice

  • Mortgages12.07 mortgages
  • Liquid ponds1.29 very liquid ponds
  • Lily pads4,025 lily pads
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One of one · size Frog · ships never · nothing is charged

The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Sombrero, many times, in the lining
  • The Sombrero, twice more, as bags

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Extreme Motion drop
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
52bb2095c9b51550c271d3d8
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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