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Micky leaning in a long charcoal and sand basketweave coat with a goggled GRIBBIT on the chest and a matching pendant.

Look 33 · Extreme Motion drop

Basketweave Lean Coat

Woven, not knitted. We had an argument.

Charcoal and sand basketweave with a goggled GRIBBIT on the chest and a pendant to match, worn at the angle of someone who has already won.

  • Basketweave, hand-woven
  • Lean: fifteen degrees
  • Pendant: same frog

€640,000 argument settled, in weaving’s favour

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The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Goggles, on the chest and on the pendant

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Extreme Motion drop
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
3246acd93013c9d9845e30ec
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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