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Micky in a sculptural brown pixel-jacquard kimono with a towering mohawk collar, giant padded sleeves and a GRIBBIT face across the chest.

Look 10 · The collection

Kimono Monument, Punk Edition

A listed building with sleeves.

Pixel-jacquard kimono with a mohawk collar and sleeves the size of mattresses. Please do not lean on the monument.

  • Jacquard, pixel by pixel
  • Mohawk: architectural
  • Sleeves: mattress-grade

€1,690,000 planning permission pending

  • Mortgages12.07 mortgages
  • Liquid ponds1.29 very liquid ponds
  • Lily pads4,024 lily pads
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One of one · size Frog · ships never · nothing is charged

The GRIBBITS in this look

  • The Blue Shades with the mohawk, across the chest

Every GRIBBIT is a genuine one from the collection, knitted as fine-gauge intarsia. None were invented for the garment; a few were bribed.

Provenance

Collection
Extreme statements
Photograph
Portrait studio pass
Gallery ID
4f51348f17cc18e79ab10fed
Model
Micky, unaltered, unbothered
Edition
1 of 1, no reprints, no re-knits

Care

Dry clean only, by a frog you trust. Store flat, or on a plinth. Never iron a GRIBBIT; it remembers. If the garment inflates, unfolds or spins on its own, that is a feature and the atelier will explain it.

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